another quick blurb

power cord has been replaced and things are going very good.

well.. some things have been going good. my personal private life is amazing, and my more public social life has been... a mixed bag.

i'm keeping this short, but i expect a few blog posts in the next few days to be posted. it probably won't be ranty, but more explorative.

in movie news: 

although it does not deserve every single 'OMG SEE THIS!!1/ best film evar,' i do recomend Slumdog Millionaire. it was a very good film. that night, however, was not a good night.

i do not, recomend The Watchmen unless you have read the book. It's a 3 hour almost straight adaptation of the comic and what that does is make the movie's pacing suffer...a... lot.

lastly, i watched bill maher's Religulous. it preaches to the athiest crowd, but it offers no other real chalenges as a film. basically a (and this is a massive intentional pun) 'preaching to the choir' piece. it offers a strong arguement against religion if you are an agnostic/athiest/skeptic, but it will not  sway anyone sitting on the fence or anyone who has a belief in a god will see it as an attack. all it really does is act as ground for maher and director larry charles to poke fun at religion and dissect the bad stuff done in it's name. for me, it was funny at times with (maher is funny if you can detach yourself from the subject matter) and slaughters a sacred cow that most people don't dare touch. so for that maher gets an A for the sheer balls and for humor. but for actuall arguement/content, it's get's a C. while maher looks at most religions as morally 'wrong' and dangerous, i view it more as a tool for people who need it. yeah, bad shit is done in it's name, but one on one, religious people are fairly good folk. So for those of you who can laugh at religion/your religion/have no religion, go watch it. for those of you who can't/won't/don't... don't watch it, but don't try to ban the DVD. it's his opinion, and it's our right to consume it if we wish to.

in the next few days, you will see a blog on fiscal policy, another dealing with 'terrorism,' and one on some very nostalgic stuff from my childhood.

keep safe, eat your veggies.

blurb

have not updated the blog due to a powercord mishap. things will be back to normal 'soon.'

tonight i am catching slumdog millionaire with jen, meg, amber and amiee. and foods.

possible review for that coming up.

also in the pipeline, a blog on true fiscal conservatism and how to actually restart our 'economy', an amusing review on shows we thought were funny, and the ups and downs of twitter.

i've been reading house of leaves again. been having some fucked up dreams because of it.

hope you all are safe and sound.

see you back here soon.

Rupert Murdoch can rim my asshole clean.

(just so i don't get sued, this entire post is in sarcasm)

Seriously, the old man who owns (through a giant media company) myspace can rim my asshole nice and slow.

In case you didn't know myspace (dot) com is full of Bad Hair, pedophiles, shitty bands, tools,and is one of the top social networking sites. Facebook recently has taken myspace's throne as shittest largest social networking site. Facebook has it's disadvantages, but in general doesn't have the spam (other than fucking app requests) that seems to permeate through myspace's teen angst ridden pores. Seriously, I delete spam messages and friend requests on average of twice a day. My very unused hotmail account doesnt get that much spam on average. And I've signed up for PORN using that address!

So why all the ire, and venom and hate, you ask?
Let's take a look....
That's right! Mysack has declaired my BLOG a PHISHING SCAM! This blog is a motherfucking phishing scam! I want your passwords and your money! Muhahahaha!

This blog will curve your spine, infect your soul, and keep the country from winning the war (George Carlin tribute/homage/reference)(Kentuckistan would be a wonderful name for a foreign power)!

I'm active, to a point, on a few different social networking sites; and if you look hard enough, you can find me.

I don't want to friend Tawney and Sheenah, I don't need to read chain letters in bullitens, I don't want my time to be wasted. I like my friends, I like silly surveys, I like being in the loop. But I'm sick of the bullshit. First from the majority of its users, now from the site itself.

My message for Rupert and the idiots working for myspace tag my blog as phishing spam... let me let George Carlin sum up my feelings.



I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?

quick note

been a little busy to blog.

i'm working on a project with Blake M. Petit .

I'm not saying much at this point; but it's been fun so far...

expect a blog by V.D.ay. 

keep those condoms and dental dams on, people. who knows what diseases your valentine is carrying.

:P

quick mobile post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Daschle

read up on him.

Then tell me that he didn't pay his taxes and see if i care.

Where the fuck were you screaming for another bunch of criminals resignation?

Seriously? You're concerned with TAXES on one man (and he re-fucking-paid them) when we are in an unconstitutional war, a war that's on an abstract concept and therefore unwinnable and our previous administration VIOLATED the fucking constitution to a) spy on members of the media, b) mislead the united states into war, c) was the most secretive administration in US history, d) did not testify under oath nor for the public record, nor separately (cheney and bush) to the 9-11 commission; and the commission was headed by Tom Kean appointed by Bush and was set up to 'fail'.

wake the FUCK up america. The Media and conservatives (fox, and to a point CNN) wants you to be pissed at Daschel so we won't get a true universal-single-payer healthcare system where if you're sick, and you can't afford it, you won't have to worry. Tom Daschel not paying taxes on gifts/services is NOT a big deal, and he rectified the problem with interest. Just like any other american. So wake the fuck up and see what they are trying to do.

This is not the blog(s) you're looking for, You can go about your business; Move along.

There was a blog here; but i've decided to replace it with something more amusing and less depressing.

Rob's dog = awesome. Granted, I've known about Rob's awesome dog for a while now, but I don't feel like doing a serious blog right now.

So, I present you with Lola.

Lola vs. Jesus Doll

Lola reacts violently to the preaching of my Talking Jesus doll.
This is the doll, in case you need one.

Lola vs. Robot

When I brought home a Roboquad robot the other day and started playing with it, our resident guardian K9 was none too pleased. I decided to put Roboquad in "autonomous" mode, set his aggression level to high, and let the battle unfold.


Lola
She makes this weird gremlin duck noise when you rub her belly. Like a baby velociraptor.

Because I felt YouTube would benefit from just one more "look at the funny thing my dog does" video.

It's so Awesome.

Oh, the things I find online. Oh, how wonderful and mysterious! Oh, how... nauseating at times!

So I think by now we've all seen some of the more ridiculous Obama related cashing-in-on-a-new-president-merch stuff such as The Coin, The Plate, The Water Bottle, and of course The Dildo.
Although I find the dildo the only one to have an actual purpose, let me just say one thing about all this merchandise. Most of these are just to rip you off (the coin, plate... to a point, the dildo), and all of them go towards other people not related to the DNC/Obama's campaign (except for the water bottle).

However, I have found something far better than ANY of the above (because, seriously, why get an Obama dildo, there are FAR better sex toys out there). Something that's so much more artistic than adapting a face to be put on a dildo or plate. Something far more imaginative than any of these.

My fellow Americans (and international readers); allow me to present to you, my latest find.
I bring you....


The Obama Action Figure™!

I do not know the specifics, as I cannot read Japanese. But I assure you there is nothing quite like the pictures you're about to see.

Click any picture to see the full size, meanwhile I'll post captions of what I think each picture is saying about The Obama Action Figure™!

The Obama Action Figure™ comes with Bad-Ass American Flag * the symbol of Pride* with Pointy spike of Justice and base of TRUTH, a stool for giving presidential Addresses, TWO different color ties to show support for the RED and BLUE states, rope of Hope (it's gold, therefore made of HOPE), Microphone for ENHANCING ACOUSTICS, and MANY DIFFERENT HANDS!!!!

Looking better than your sister's Ken Doll in a suit and tie, The President Obama Action Figure™ will help YOU protect your country from The Forces of EVIL!


President Obama's™ shoes are Faux leather for the Vegan Crowd, but also Strong enough to kick some Corperate ASS!

President Obama™ takes all issues seriously. This is a Serious Obama™, this is serious face.


USA©! USA©! USA©! USA©! USA©!!!


After a hard day fighting for truth and justice and regulation, Obama™ needs to relax and take it east by striking an awesome pose.


Sometimes President Obama™ needs to have fun with his microphone and cut loose with some karoke; just be careful, because if it's country music you make him sing....


you'll need the secret service to protect YOU from President Obama™!


President Obama™ doesn't need the Army! He's can be all he can be without the Army!


President Obama™ is well aware of the danger the Zombie horde presents; He always has his Primary Weapon...


and his secondary!


"Only a master of evil, Cheney."
Not even The Dark Side of the Force can tempt Obama-Wan Baraki™.


Thank you Cleveland! You're a Wonderful Audience! Good Night!