So, it gets cold up here in Maine.
I really wish we had lightsabers.
It'd make the process of staying warm much easier.
Please note: This is a moose.
And this is me inside of a moose.
Now moose don't like it when you just try to crawl into their mouths, or more unhygienically, up their butts.
So I have to stay warm by killing moose and crawling inside.
They are quite spacious and have windows.
Without a lightsaber, the best way of killing a moose is with a spork, preferably made of titanium.
So you physicists working on lightsaber technology, please hurry. I'm cold.
(Note: I have never killed a moose, and certainly not with a spork. This was just my lame-ass attempt to say I'm trying to keep warm up here.)
dork.
ReplyDeleteits 54 today as i type.
sooooo warm lol
and if you had a lightsaber youd just end up an amputee.
and we all know it
<3
"No mooses were harmed in the writing of this blog"
ReplyDeleteLove you.
I suck at this blogging thing. lol
Does that moose have Wi-fi?!
ReplyDeleteNo, but the carved out area of that moose did have a gas pedal, a steering wheel, and a radio/cd player.
ReplyDeleteIt was kinda awesome.
[I'm about a year late with this, but!]
ReplyDeleteThat moose should have had Wi-fi!