This is not the blog(s) you're looking for, You can go about your business; Move along.

There was a blog here; but i've decided to replace it with something more amusing and less depressing.

Rob's dog = awesome. Granted, I've known about Rob's awesome dog for a while now, but I don't feel like doing a serious blog right now.

So, I present you with Lola.

Lola vs. Jesus Doll

Lola reacts violently to the preaching of my Talking Jesus doll.
This is the doll, in case you need one.

Lola vs. Robot

When I brought home a Roboquad robot the other day and started playing with it, our resident guardian K9 was none too pleased. I decided to put Roboquad in "autonomous" mode, set his aggression level to high, and let the battle unfold.


Lola
She makes this weird gremlin duck noise when you rub her belly. Like a baby velociraptor.

Because I felt YouTube would benefit from just one more "look at the funny thing my dog does" video.

It's Been Cold

So, it gets cold up here in Maine.

I really wish we had lightsabers.

It'd make the process of staying warm much easier.










Please note: This is a moose.










And this is me inside of a moose.



Now moose don't like it when you just try to crawl into their mouths, or more unhygienically, up their butts.










So I have to stay warm by killing moose and crawling inside.
They are quite spacious and have windows.

Without a lightsaber, the best way of killing a moose is with a spork, preferably made of titanium.

So you physicists working on lightsaber technology, please hurry. I'm cold.

(Note: I have never killed a moose, and certainly not with a spork. This was just my lame-ass attempt to say I'm trying to keep warm up here.)