So, it gets cold up here in Maine.
I really wish we had lightsabers.
It'd make the process of staying warm much easier.
Please note: This is a moose.
And this is me inside of a moose.
Now moose don't like it when you just try to crawl into their mouths, or more unhygienically, up their butts.
So I have to stay warm by killing moose and crawling inside.
They are quite spacious and have windows.
Without a lightsaber, the best way of killing a moose is with a spork, preferably made of titanium.
So you physicists working on lightsaber technology, please hurry. I'm cold.
(Note: I have never killed a moose, and certainly not with a spork. This was just my lame-ass attempt to say I'm trying to keep warm up here.)
