(just so i don't get sued, this entire post is in sarcasm)
Seriously, the old man who owns (through a giant media company) myspace can rim my asshole nice and slow.
In case you didn't know myspace (dot) com is full of BadHair, pedophiles, shitty bands, tools,and is one of the top social networking sites. Facebook recently has taken myspace's throne as shittest largest social networking site. Facebook has it's disadvantages, but in general doesn't have the spam (other than fucking app requests) that seems to permeate through myspace's teen angst ridden pores. Seriously, I delete spam messages and friend requests on average of twice a day. My very unused hotmail account doesnt get that much spam on average. And I've signed up for PORN using that address!
So why all the ire, and venom and hate, you ask? Let's take a look.... That's right! Mysack has declaired my BLOG a PHISHING SCAM! This blog is a motherfucking phishing scam! I want your passwords and your money! Muhahahaha!
I'm active, to a point, on a few different social networking sites; and if you look hard enough, you can find me.
I don't want to friend Tawney and Sheenah, I don't need to read chain letters in bullitens, I don't want my timetobewasted. I like my friends, I like silly surveys, I like being in the loop. But I'm sick of the bullshit. First from the majority of its users, now from the site itself.
My message for Rupert and the idiots working for myspace tag my blog as phishing spam... let me let George Carlin sum up my feelings.
I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?
So as we are two days away from having Barack Hussein Obama being sworn in as our 44th President of the United States, let us have a Fair and Balanced my opinion of the man who still has power until Jan 20th at 12noon Eastern Standard Time, the current occupant of the White House, George W. Bush.
In Novemeber 26 2000, Katherine Harris dismissed recounts filed late in Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Broward Counties stating the lateness of the submission was not justifiable, and declared Georgie the certifiable winner of Florida's election despite manual recounts showing Gore gaining on Bush's small lead. Katherine Harris, should be noted to be have been playing partasin politics, only being elected in 1999 under the Republican party banner. Oh and Jeb Bush, brother of George, son of George H. W. Bush (the 41st President) was the Govener of Florida from Jan 1999-Jan 2007.
December 8, 2000 after many lower court decisions, the Florida Supreme Court decided on a 4-3 vote to have a state wide manual recount. The Florida votes were showing Gore's votes growing and Bush's lead dwindling. On December 12th the United States Supreme Court effectively handed the presidency to Georgeie voted on party lines (or at least the party of those who appointed them) in a 5-4 decision to stop the Florida recounts. George W. Bush's lead had dwindled to a 154 votes over Gore. However, that number is not on the record books, as the Supreme Court said that Katherine Harris' certification of 537 votes stands. Bush still lost the popular vote overall (since when do the people know best anyway!) but due to having a Representative democracy, Bush still won the presidency by electoral vote of 271-266.
Members of the House objected to the appointment of Mr. Bush, but had no Senator to back them. (Yes, the video is narrated by Michael Moore; there are no others that I could find on teh YouTubes without him in it).
George was sworn in in front of the nations capitol with around 10,000 protesters in attendance. In his first couple of months in office George talked about stem cells research, and while he'd allow funding for it, the use of valuable embryonic stem cells that could potentially cure alzheimers, cancer, parkinsons and used to regrow lost tissue was not to be funded nor researched in the United States. During this period of time, Georgie offered major tax refunds ( a measely $300 for people like me and millions of dollars for CEOs) and cut taxes for the upper 20% (about $750,000/year or more)
September 11th 2001: "BinLaden Determined to Attack Inside U.S." was delivered as a Presidential Briefing on August 6th 2001. A full month and 5 days before the attack was to be carried out. Supposidly, dates were not known, nor were specific buildings, but Washington DC centers for government, millitary, and NYC and WTC were mentioned.
We invade Afghanistan October 7th 2001, for harboring known Terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. I'm not going to shed much light here, I am not sure of the authenticity of *some* of the videos/messages from OBL, and my government has lied to me before. That being said, I feel OBL was behind 9/11, and I feel that George W./his cabnet simply allowed it to happen. Not caused it to happen, but allowed it to happen to make their friends and famlies richer.
After September 11th the president and congress enacted the USA PATRIOT Act (October) which provided a lot of benifits to larger government involvment in everyday life, and struck major blows to our civil liberites.
More disturbing, to me at least is Executive Order 13233 which effectivly bars the Freedom of Information Act from applying to George W. Bush and his Cabnet during term; this has also been used to block records of Ronal Regan and Richard Nixon.
Georgie proposed reform to Social Security that effectivly would rape and pillage the remaining funds by puting it into stock market for business. And due to the recent economic recession, I'm sure we can imagine what would happen to Grandma's and Grandpa's Social Security checks. Social Security is in danger, at the current burden of taxation on the young and not well off. Those who make over $102,000/year are not taxed on any income over that $102,000. If they were taxed at full ammount, for all income, we'd have Social Security sustanable for the next 75 years.
George also tried to reform education with standardized testing and attempting to weaken teacher's unions.
In late 2002, a new office that reported directly to the President was created, the office of Homeland Security (George couldn't call it Motherland, because that made Ex-Russians nervous, and he couldn't call it Fatherland because it made ex-nazi's happy). headed by Tom Ridge (former Govenor of Pennsylvania) who now is on the Board of Directors for Home Depot.
In 2003, Bush gave me another $300 bucks to remind me that he's up for re-election while letting his corperate buddies continue to pay less than their fair share, Invaded Iraq, banned abortions in the 18-26 week catagories (how that is defined as 'partial-birth' is beyond me), made telemarketers stop calling me, Declared that major combat operations in Iraq were at a close, allowed companies to ship more jobsoverseas. Oh, and as a political manuver, he or Mr Cheney (again, we're not allowed to look at inside memos!) leaked the name of Valerie Plame an undercover agent for the U.S.A. to the Washington Post after her husband, Joseph Wilson(an Ambassador to Africa) wrote that Georgie fibbed about Iraq looking to buy uranium from Niger and that Niger had no Yellow-Cake Uranium (delicious!) that George claimed Saddam bought.
2004 George spent time trying to Overturn Roe V. Wayde by giving fetuses more rights, and allowing more and more countries to take our jobs.
Also in 2004, a draft dodger called a military hero a coward. Now I didn't care much for Kerry, but come the fuck on. Oh, and This Man's daughter is a lesbian. After Kerry lost the election, Bush said he had a "historic victory" and "political capitol" to spend. He won by 50.07%. In his second term, Bush attempted to repair relations with Europe- after he disastrously pissed off just about all of our allies.
August 29th 2004, Hurricane Katrina devastated Louisiana, Bush encouraged the Governor to evacuate New Orleans, but with under 24 hours to do so, this proved impossible. FEMA, the state government and the Federal government failed in preperations, failed in providing aid and failed the people of Louisiana. People, normal citizens had more of an effective hand in aid than the government. People left my College to donate time and effort and money to help New Orleans and southern Louisiana.
Bush also tried to have it be a constitutional amendment to define marraige to a man and a woman, thus preventing an entire section of our population the right to marry someone of their choosing. Granted, it'd also prevent pologamy, but having partners outside of marragie, brought into your marragie to spice up you sex life is just peachy! As long as it's not two dudes wanting to vow to spend the rest of their lives together, than you can do whatever you want!
During this time Georgie has made it harder for a person to file for bankrupcy, gave us more tax-cuts even through our economy is strong.
I think I've expressed my opinion of Mr. Bush through out this piece very well. I voted against him when he was running against Kerry, although I voted for David Cobb who was running on the Green Party ticket. I voted against John McCain, because he shared a lot of similar policies as Mr. Bush.
I think you'll notice that I never called George W. Bush "President"; he took this oath, when sworn in.
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Mr. Bush has not faithfully executed the office of PotUS. If anything he's abused the privileges there in, even if it's legal, does not make it right by pardoning people who have yet to be charged with a crime. Georgie has eroded parts of the Constitution by granting the executive branch with powers that are not defined within that document, he has not defended it, he's attaked it; he's eroded many liberties and his policies are detrimental to our society.
Bush said of himself that his greatest achievement as President was catching a fish. Mr. Bush, I'd have to say I agree with you on that.
History will judge G.W.B., and I for one, hope for a full investigation into him for war crimes and negligence. Since we LET him into office and didn't impeach him while in office, I think there should be an arrest of him, Cheney, Rice, Paulson, Rumsfeld/Gates, Ashcroft/Gonzales/Mukasey, Ridge/Chertoff, Abraham?Bodman and Zoellick/Portman/Schwab on Jan 20th 12:01 EST.
At the very least, we need to set an example that one CANNOT abuse the power with which we have trusted them.
To end on a happier note, Georgie is a goldmine of unintentional comedy. So I leave with two things. The first is Slate.com's list of Bushisms. The last can be found here at snopes.com and reprinted below.
Make the Pie Higher By George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Recently over a friend's house I was having a grand old time untill someone mentioned President-Elect Barack Obama was going to teach kindergarteners sex education in schools. This was coming from an 18 year-old expectant mother who couldn't shut up about her preggers belly. I shook my head, and said "That isn't what he said. " I got a condescending smirk as she was walking out the door.
Yesterday, my wonderful possible future father-in-law informed me that the United States Supreme Court will now be debating to hear a suit brought against our President Elect for not being born in the US or not having Legal Citizen status.
Today, I got an earfull from some of Jen's coworkers on how Obama is a horrible person because he's a smoker.
I am incredibly sick and tired of hearing these rumors of Obama persist. Obama is a legal US citizen. If a person is born on US soil, he is a citizen. He wasn't born in Kenya, yes his father was a citizen of the UK and Kenya, his mother was from Kansas, he was born in Hawaii. Which incase you haven't noticed, is a state.
'It's the wallet that says 'Bad MotherFucker'
Oh and evidently is a horrible thing to have a president who smokes. This if you ask me, is much better than having an administration who lied to get 4,306 (confirmed dead, there are 3 more who have not been confirmed by our DoD) of our country's people killed in a war we caused. This administration is also responsible for removing habeas corpus if one is labeled a 'Terrorist,' and may not 'torture' you, but may 'redefine what torture is'.
Lets put this into perspective.
Smoking, while unpleasant and kinda gross, endangers mostly endangers the person smoking, and if exposed to chronic consistent tobacco smoke, others around him.
Look, I am not asking you to love Barack Obama. I don't care what you think about the man, in terms of policy or his private life. I do care that people are spreading lies, untruths and generally being narrow minded because he is young, black and our President Elect.
FactCheck.org a non partisan website, to figure out what is true and what is false. There is enough bullshit out there in the world. So do a favor and stop spewing it. I'm sick and tired of having to correct people. You have an opinion; fine. You want to be ignorant of the facts, spew information that you know is false; go join our mass media. But if you want to engage me in political or social debate, or make mention of something you only heard, and have not actively looked up if it is true or not, you need to shut the hell up, listen to people who HAVE done research, and educate yourself.
TV, you had a GREATgood medocre run. I am going to give you Pros and Cons in various categories then decide if you're worth having around, TV.
1. Technology Thanks to TV, we do have higher definition, remotes, portable movie players, Video on Demand, HDMI, and various ways of pirating TV and Movies. Howerver, with highdefinition comes great responcibilities. Who here has a Blu-ray Disc burner? Who has a HDMI ready computer monitor? Who really wants porn in high-def? For me, the answers are no, sort of, and Oh Dear Sweet Buddah NO!
2. Programming With the exception of some brilliant programs, TV in the past 10, no 20 years have been shit. America loves (according to the Neilson Raitings) American Idol (2005-2008), CSI (2003-04), Friends (2002), Survivor (2001) and Who Wants to be A Millionaire (2000). So for half of the current decade we are living in, we've spend time watching idiots on gameshows trying to win either a million dollars(Survivor, Millionare, Idol), cars (Survivor, Idol) or a recording contract/souless existance (American Idol).
11 of the top 20 prime time telecasts from 1964-present have been sporting events. The only really redeaming quality of that list is that the series finale of MASH tops the list and the finale of Roots is at number 3.
So we watch reality TV and sports, programming in my opinion, that makes us docile and complacent, and does not teach us anything. Even the most basic sitcom has the basic premise of Good v. Bad or Idocy v. Intellegence. Sometimes they get the message right (M*A*S*H), sometimes they get it wrong (Seinfeld), sometimes they just leave us confused (LOST).
Programming on the History, Discovery, Investigation and A&E have much more intellegent programming than most of the other channels. Discovery Channel has MythBusters; FOX has Family Guy, need I say more
3. Storytelling
In case you haven't noticed, TV isn't about this anymore, it's about getting you to BUY BUY BUY shit that you do not need. Average half hour programs are actually 22 minuits, to allow for 8 minutes of commercials. Over the course of 10 hours, American viewers will see approximately 3 hours of advertisements. They are now thinking of using embedded ads to annoy people like me. Kind of like popup adds, or the annoying topper bars on old geocities webpages.
4. News General Electric owns NBC, MSNBC, CNBC and Court TV. Westinghouse is partners with CBS including 48 Hours and 60 Minutes. Newscorp owns FOX and it's subsidearies.
Time Warner owns CNN. Disney owns ABC.
We have no real news any more, Edward R. Murrow would be ashamed.
I say let's leave TV for now, watch and watch it all you want people. I'll continue to remain behind the times, and pirate the shows I like. And I'll gladly get my news from the internets.
2. l33tsp33k and or CaPaTaLiZiNg RandOM LETTErS
Okay, unless you are writing in a code (house of leaves), lolspeek and the aboved mentioned typography issues piss me the fuck off. I mean, internet culture is amusing to a degree, and I do use it, mostly in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Hell, this WebLog (figure it out kids) is an accidental reference to internet culture, and since I am posting this in them thar series of tubes I feel that I have a right to mock the idocy of the internet from time to time.
Lolcode, a programing language that mimics the speech patterns of captioned felines. An example follows.
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
What the fuck, guys? Does this really DO anything? What are you trying to acomplish
beside amusing me for 20 seconds?
3.Blogger.com
Okay, this is biting the hand that feeds you, but why the fuck did this post decide to not connect to
blogger.com, then refuckingformat the post like 3 times. shit was going out of the edges, and I couldn't read
what i typed origionaly.
EDIT: this is still fucked up in my little blogger.com window, text overlapping picture of the internets
is all covered in text.... It pissed me off that all of this shit looks like crap on the entry page, and then
crap on the page because somehow my html formatting got royaly fucked in the ass with a big rubber
dildo with a mickymouse head on the end...
EDIT 2: trying to get this reformatted is pissing me off more and more. so, it's going up as is. eat my shit blogger.com
That's right! Mysack has declaired my BLOG a PHISHING SCAM! This blog is a motherfucking phishing scam! I want your passwords and your money! Muhahahaha!
